| What the hell does DHB stand for ? |
| Why do you guys even bother playing that Passe`, irrelevent and unsophisticated bilge you pass off as "music" ? |
| either Drunken Heathen Bastards or Dammed Hairy Baboons, it depends on your perspective. If you can think of a better one, let us know, or better yet, don't. we don't really give a crap. |
| at some time, during our lives, we all serve humanity in a mystereous, and confounding way. |
| Where can I buy your stuff ?? |
| I read your bands lyrics, and they sound very insipid and insane. Why are your lyrics insipid and insane ? |
| garage sales, and flea markets |
| Chuck wrote the lyrics, and if you knew him, you wouldn't be asking that question. |
| Who brought the flux ? |
| we don't know. see a Doctor. |
| what's it take to get a good steak on your planet ? |
| a wormhole, and a sturdy craft |
| Hey, I listened to some of your music and now Ive got an itchy rash below the equator. Could you guys recommend a salve or a balm that I could use to cure it? |
| Try Mona's Rubber Knuckle Lotion © It has a pleasant scent, and doesn't burn too much. Or so I'm told.. |